The Poopie List
MY VIEW: Power of marriage should be taken seriously
“Just got hitched,” I said proudly at the chicken stand.
“Oh, really?”
“Yeah, yeah, it was a beautiful ceremony,” I replied, bobbing my head in agreement with myself.
“Truly a perfect day.”
“Well congratulations,” the clerk replied, shoving a bucket of chicken my way. “This one is on the house.”
“I couldn’t possibly ...” I said, slowly pulling the bucket o’ chicken toward me.
I walked out of the restaurant with the bucket under one arm and a chicken leg between my teeth. And I pulled out my check list and a pen that was either erasable or about to die.
“Free wedding chicken,” I said through the side of my mouth while moving my hand in a checking motion. “Check.”
Moments later, I pulled up to the doughnut place in search of some free wedding powdered, jelly-filled doughnuts.
Then it was on to get a free wedding gym membership.
Then a wedding oil change and car wash.
I even stopped at the library for some free wedding books. But apparently books are always free at the library.
“Hmm,” I thought. “Neat.”
Then I jumped back into my moderately-loaded conversion van, placed a sombrero on my head (it was my birthday days prior) and headed out in search of new adventures.
I swung by the old tattoo shop for a free wedding tattoo.
“Just put it across my forehead,” I told the guy. “If she doesn’t like it, I can just cover it with the sombrero.”
Then I gave him a sharp reminder: “It’s Stefanie with an ‘F’anie. Don’t make me look like an idiot.”
After a quick stop by the hospital and some free wedding scrubs, I was finished.
“This ring is better than a credit card,” I said, admiring the band.
A few days in and I am already wearing the metal in nicely. It has just enough new scratches for my taste.
That is the first thing I learned about wearing a wedding ring: the power.
“Tap, tap, tap,” I tapped on a bottle of root beer in the limo bus after the ceremony.
“Attention everybody, can I have everybody’s attention please,” I announced. “I just want to let everyone know that I can now grab everyone’s attention by tapping my ring on glass, thank you.
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“(Poopie),” he thought staring at the waist high ocean between him and his ring. That's the first thing he learned about the ring: the importance. With a prayer on his lips and sheer determination on his brow, he dove underwater.
Father's Day Ideas
Our next printable might not be for everyone. Years ago in college Liesl and Tenille were introduced to 'The Poopie List'. A friend of theirs had this list hanging up in his bathroom. They loved it so much they made copies of it and have kept it all these years (10 to be exact...yikes we are getting old). When trying to think of what to do for Fathers Day they thought about this list they got so many years ago. They thought it would be a hilarious gift for those dads in your life who would appreciate such humor. You can print it out and frame it in your bathroom and give not only the fathers in your life a good laugh, but any guests that may use your bathroom.
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